Lelouch becomes a Brony

Lelouch: CC, what exactly is that colorful vomit that you're staring at and why is it on my TV?
CC: It's the new My Little Pony episode. It's actually quite an interesting show.
Lelouch: My Little Pony!? What the hell is that still doing on? I thought that shit died after pedos started gluing figuines to their vans' dashboard.
CC: Gone are the days of that, as the show is alive and well, and actually entertaining to boot.
Lelouch: I'm sorry but I find it rather sad that people are still hooked onto dreck from the 80's for the sake of cheap nostalgia.
CC: But Lelouch, Friendship is Magic!
Lelouch: Friendship is also a facade behind the true evils dwelling humanity, motivating them towards betrayal.
CC: Geez, you can be such a stick in the mud sometimes. (walks out of the room)
Lelouch: ......(looks around him to check if no one's around)...I guess it wouldn't hurt to check out one episode.

ONE DAY LATER

CC: Could you please relinquish yourself from the TV? I would actually like to watch the news for a change
Lelouch: NO! I mean, no. I must figure out how the ponies solve this weeks issues!
CC: So you've gotten into the ponies too? It's an addiction, right?
Lelouch: I don't need your input, especially when you're interrupting the show with your donation to the Peanut Gallery!
Nunnally: LELOUCH, ARE YOU WATCHING PONIES TOO!? I LOVE THAT SHOW-
Lelouch: Goddammit Nunnally, shut up! How am I supposed to find out how Applejack is going to save her family farm from ruin with your chatter!?
Nunnally: .....YOU'RE SO MEAN! (leaves as she starts sobbing)
CC: Congratulations Lelouch. You've made a blind girl cry and solidified your reservation in the 8th circle of hell. How does that make you feel?
Lelouch: Well that's a dumb question...cause it makes me feel like watching more fucking ponies!

ONE WEEK LATER

Kallen: Zero, we need to figure out our next strategy in getting the public to support the plight of Japanese support groups.
Zero: Well, that's simple. We'll send a message on every television set in Area 11, motivating the general public to support the Black Knights and the removal of the Britannian monarchy.
Kallen: That sounds great, I'll get Diethard to film-
Zero: NEGATIVE! My image is much too threatening and won't motivate anyone. We must use something that is not only appealing to the masses, but to us as well.
Kallen: And what would that be?
Zero: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Kallen: Ugh, is that from that stupid ass pony show!? How the hell did that crap get popular to begin with!? It's all a bunch of crappy internet memes-
Zero: Shut up.
Kallen: Why? It's for the betterment of Japan if you just forgot about them-
Zero: JUST SHUT UP!
Kallen: Fine fine, whatever, just don't involve me in your pony crap.

ONE YEAR LATER

CC: Okay, this is getting out of hand! Now you're trying to turn all of our knighmares into the ponies from the show?
Zero: It's foolproof! Genius even!
CC: It's borderline obsessive!
Zero: What do you know? You're only a witch!
CC: I do know that we're surrounded by Britannian soldiers ready to arrest you and all you're doing is watching the last episode!
Britannian: Freeze Zero! We're placing you under arres-
Zero: ALL OF YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHES! THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING EPISODE! LIKE HELL I'M GONNA MISS OUT ON MY FLUTTERSHY BECAUSE OF YOUR POLITICAL BULLCRAP!

Motherfucking ponies